Funny Country Song Titles

From his 1999 album, 'Everywhere We Go,' this is a favorite at Kenny Chesney concerts:

• 'She Thinks My Shovel's Sexy'
• 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy'
• 'She Thinks My Hoe is Sexy'

Loretta Lynn recorded this humorous little ditty with Conway Twitty in 1978:

• 'You're the Reason I Have Heartburn'
• 'You're the Reason I See a Shrink'
• 'You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly'

Willie Nelson wrote this song about the consequences of a drunken night out on the town:

• 'I Got In At 5, But I'm Still Alive'
• 'The Night Was No Bore, I Got In at 4'
• 'I Got in at 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2'

This hit launched Big & Rich to superstardom in 2004:

• 'Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)'
• 'She Left Me For My Horse'
• 'If Only I Could Marry My Horse'

This woman-scorned number is the title track from Deana Carter's 1996 debut album:

• 'Sorry, I Have to Wash My Hair'
• 'Did I Shave My Legs for This?'
• 'I Plucked My Brows for You'

On Toby Keith's 'White Trash With Money' album, this song title is what he does when it's "paycheck Friday":

• 'Get Drunk and Be Somebody'
• 'Let Loose and Boogy Down'
• 'Hey Baby, Let's Go to Vegas'

This Joe Nichols drinking song went straight to No. 1 in 2005:

• 'She Left Me for Jack Daniels'
• 'Bourbon Makes Her Want Me'
• 'Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come Off'

In this Kellie Pickler song, "her skirt is too tight," "her legs are too long," and "her heels are too high" are all:

• 'A Jealous Woman's Mad Rant'
• 'Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind'
• 'Compliments to a Single Gal'

Country legend Gene Watson recorded this humorous number in the late '70s:

• 'Nobody Loves My Body'
• 'There's Nobody Like Your Body'
• 'Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind'

This kiss-off tune is one of Travis Tritt's best-loved hits:

• 'Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)'
• 'She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger'
• 'There's the Door (Don't Let It Hit You on Your Way Out)'

Tim McGraw released this fast-food inspired single in 2004:

• 'You're Like a Happy Meal'
• 'Wanna Super Size That?'
• 'Do You Want Fries With That?'

Alan Jackson dreams of a world where he doesn't have to watch his waistline in this song:

• 'If French Fries Were Fat Free'
• 'If Bar Hopping Burned Calories'
• 'If Beer Guts Were Sexy'

This No. 1 hit helped Neal McCoy make a big career comeback in 2005:

• 'Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On'
• 'Bubba's Got His Nascar Hat On'
• 'Bob's Got His Wife's Dress On Again'

Eric Church pays tribute to one of country music's biggest icons in this song from his debut album:

• 'If This Woman of Mine Were More Like Patsy Cline'
• 'Cash It In'
• 'Pledge Allegiance to the Hag'

This was a No. 1 hit for Trace Adkins on his 'Songs About Me' album:

• 'Bars, Cars and Country Stars'
• 'Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk'
• 'Funky Junk in the Trunky Trunk'

Dolly Parton pokes fun at one of her trademark assets in this 1967 ditty:

• 'Dumb Blonde'
• 'Double D Blues'
• 'Watermelon Crawl'

Jimmy Buffett obviously wasn't feeling much love when he wrote this song:

• 'You're the Reason I Got Caller-ID'
• 'Got No Ring, But I'll Give Ya the Finger'
• 'If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me'

Country legend Bobby Bare claims this is former President Clinton's favorite song:

• 'The Devil Scored a Touchdown in My Game of Love'
• 'Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life'
• 'God is My Quarterback and You're the Tight End'

Famed author Shel Silverstein wrote this humorous number for Johnny Cash:

• 'A Girl Named Bud'
• 'A Boy Named Sue'
• 'A Dog Named Hank'

Barbara Mandrell laments love lost in this classic hit:

• 'I Love to Hate You'
• 'My Old Man Has a New Girl'
• 'Sleeping Single in a Double Bed'