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Horns Up Ya Shitters! Toby Cook Goes To Bloodstock

- Source: The Quietus

Dirty, sweaty, needlessly hairy and oblivious to the basic conventions of personal hygiene; they drink smokers spit from hollowed-out animal horns and think Dr. Martens, a kilt and a t-shirt with a truly indecipherable logo is appropriate weekend attire; they smoke too much weed, are uncomfortable when having to function as part of mainstream society and even their comedian of choice, Bill Hicks, had little time for them ; they are the only people on the planet who can appreciate the 'genius' of Yngwie Malmsteen and in short they do very little other than "draw stars upside down, get drunk and listen to metal".

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